Bottled City

Eva + alligator. Neither very impressed. http://t.co/4VICj5Cn

Nappies at 150% containment. Integrity breach imment. Emergency venting in progress.

Momentarily confused why the kettle wouldnt fit back in the fridge.

My little girl has a terrible cold and can’t sleep. The whole house smells of Vicks vapour rub.

It’s 12:47 and I’ve had to put the lights on.

Baby morning breath is one of lifes greatest pleasures.

People of the Internet. Do you have any suggestions for iPhone 4s cases?

RT @elliottkember: Pretty much spot-on about programming: http://t.co/QxZqTmux

“set my alarm for 8”. … Siri - “calling Greg Ferrell”. I can only assume Greg is going to give me a wake up call in the morning